February 1999 WEEK 1 "If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts." -- anonymous web humor "Someone's turned out all the lights in my head and now i can't see what i'm thinking." -- kbk WEEK 2 "When you're having a bad day and it seems that everone is vexing you, remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle -- sent in by Perry WEEK 3 A fortune cookie I got quite a while ago said: "Tsang says a clean conscience is the softest pillow. It might be copyrighted by Tsang frozen foods, though. Dunno. -- quoted from Robin, whose message beat the fortune hands down. WEEK 4 "Butterflies are humble in the presence of pins and cigar boxes" --2/17/99,from the website of The Gair "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." -- from Sarah, originally ???